Friday the 13th 7

Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (1988)

Directed by: John Carl Buechler
Written by: Manuel Fidello & Daryl Haney
Starring: Kane Hodder, Lar Park-Lincoln, Kevin Blair, Susan Jennifer Sullivan, Terry Kiser, Susan Blu, Heidi Kozak, William Butler and others

Part seven, right, so I think Corey Feldman's character tied him to a big rock beneath the lake in the last one. Right? I don't remember. Yeah, that's right.

Anyway, in this one he gets out. Big surprise. Um, there's this psychic chick who unleashes him accidentally. And then he goes around killing people for a while.

Not really a lot of point in ranting about this one cos it's the same as all the other ones, but I'll try.

Point number one: This one wasn't as gory as some of the other ones, and the methods of dispatching teenagers weren't quite as interesting. I was disappointed.

Point number two: Um... well, the last one was vaguely amusing and this one wasn't. There was nothing funny about it.

Point number three: Despite the lack of gore and funny stuff, the filmmakers remain equally incompetent.

Point number four: And the acting still sucks.

Oh yeah, and there was this lady with really, really scary hair. Her face was really weird lookin too, but her hair was even more disturbing. My friend said she looked like the Predator, only she didn't have the groovy Predator dreads or whatever.

Yeah, the Predator is pretty cool. I was going to draw the Predator in my notebook, but I couldn't really remember what it looked like. It turned out looking remarkably like a Wookiee. So I drew the Alien instead.

Oh God.

Yep, Friday the 13th Part 7 really did suck. But then what did I expect?


END

STATS

Body Count: 16/98
Favourite Death: Girl in sleeping bag hit against tree
How they kill him: I don't remember
To Go: Three more, next one being Jason Takes Manhattan. This one should be interesting