Since I installed an arbitrary ranking system for movies, I can actually do a best-through-worst of movies I reviewed in 2017, based on the rating I gave them at the time. Bear in mind that the ratings mean literally nothing and I don't care if you disagree with me.
House of the Devil
Ranking: +5.666
Consensus: A stylish homage to 1970s horror and tribute to the importance of pizza
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Maniac Cop 2
Ranking: +5
Consensus: Better than Maniac Cop
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The Old Dark House
Ranking: +5
Consensus: It is a god damn crime that I did not see this movie until last year
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Curucu, Beast of the Amazon
Ranking: +4.667
Consensus: The casual racism made me really fucking uncomfortable, but that wildlife footage, tho
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The Babadook
Ranking: +3
Consensus: This movie deserves more than a +3
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The Innkeepers
Ranking: +2
Consensus: Fun movie, stupid ending
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Feast
Ranking: +1
Consensus: I want to retroactively lower the ranking of this movie because of its sequels
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Maniac Cop
Ranking: -2
Consensus: Had great potential for social commentary, squandered it
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Split Second
Ranking: -4
Consensus: I have forgotten everything about this movie
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Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
Ranking: -7
Consensus: Among the reasons I hate this movie is that now, when I watch Return of the Living Dead and see Clu Gulager, I will be reminded of this terrible, terrible series
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The Visitor
Ranking: -8
Consensus: I didn't like The Omen and I liked this movie even less
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Lost in Space
Ranking: -9.75
Consensus: This movie gave me diarrhea
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Feast III: The Happy Finish
Ranking: -10
Consensus: This might not be the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's certainly among the worst movies I've ever seen
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